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The Most Irritating People Awards
I was watching fimfare awards 2005 a few days back.Shahrukh khan films were running riot in all categories.And why wouldnt they,for i believe he is the best there was,he is the best there is and the best there ever will be.When it comes to filmfare awards I am a bit circumspect.They tend to bestow awards on Yash,Karan and SRK.I beleive KAAL will bag atleast 3 awards in 2006 Filmfare awards given that it a dharma productions film.Coming to the point I had this interesting thought!!What if an award based of worst performances was distributed.Who would be the takers for that.I gave that a serious thought and came up with this!!!

Worst Female actor,Indian - Kareena Kapoor
This girl can't act,sings like a crow,makes some horrendous faces.Karishma was much better than Kareena.Her face resembles Idli maavu in its purest form.All she knows to do is to smooch in front of the camera with shahid kapoor in a public place and deny it vehemenetly even after getting caught neck and crop.Only she possible

Worst male actor, Indian - Shahid Kapoor
Disrespect to the word actor.Even Sunil shetty has worked on his acting skills.Now thats saying something!!Looks like a 15 year old kid trying to compete in a boxing arena!!

Worst Indian cricketers - Sachin Tendulkar,Sourav Ganguly
Sachin Tendulkar is the biggest enigma of Indian cricket.Sourav ganguly knows only two phrases.If he wins the match his standard dialogue would be,"Our boys played better cricket".When he loses a match " We didnt play good cricket and the opposition played better cricket and credit must be given to them".Those two reasons are obvious u idiot!!!!!



Worst female actor, Female - Kirsten Dunst
Looks like the result of a disastrous genetic experiment combining an ugly Persian cat with a 10 year old boy.

Worst male actor, Male - Ben Affleck
I don't like his face, I don't like his acting, and I don't approve of his taste in women.